July 2012
25 posts
- Batman: Hey I'm going to disappear for 8 years.
- Bruce Wayne: Hey I'm going to disappear for 8 years.
- People of Gotham: Shut up Bruce, we're trying to figure out who Batman is.
- Batman: I'M BACK!
- Bruce Wayne: ME TOO.
- People of Gotham: NO ONE CARES BRUCE. WHO THE FUCK IS BATMAN?
Listen
Dial-Up sound 700% slower
I can hear angels crying.
THIS IS NOT OKAY
THIS IS WHAT THE BACKGROUND MUSIC FOR HORROR GAMES SOUNDS LIKE
….I actually really like it :I
Dude, that’s freaking AWESOME.
It’s beautiful and terrifying. Like the Internet.
This sounds like it should be the opening of a super creepy, surreal horror flick.
Stupid Hoe
Nick Minaj
I was playing around with the Change Pitch option and now she totally sounds like a dude.
SO I PRESENT NICK MINAJ
headcanon Bro voice
Things I Never Learned In High School
- How to do taxes
- What taxes are
- How to vote
- What political parties are
- How to write a resume/cover letter/anything related to getting a job
- How to write a check/balance a check book
- Anything to do with banking
- How to do loans for college
- How to jump start a car or other basic emergency things
- How to buy a car or house
but I’m so glad I know the fucking pythagorean theorem
AMEN.



